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Cruise Tshirts! ‘Cruising Isn’t Just For Old People’ & More!

Cruising Isn’t Just For Old People – Cruise Tshirts!

We all love a good cruise related t-shirt, don’t we? I’m wearing one of mine right now which reads ‘if it’s not a cruise, I’m not coming’ which I love. I designed these t-shirts myself and I’m really excited to be able to finally share them with you.

Check out the t-shirts here: Cruise TShirts.  ** All designs are available in a number of different styles and colours! **

Funny Cruise Tshirts. If It's not a cruise I'm not coming. Emma Cruises.

Cruise Tshirts – Design 1 (Cruising Isn’t Just For Old People)

This first design is a no brainer. I am SO happy to be able to wear ‘Cruising Isn’t Just For Old People’ on a t-shirt! This is by far the most popular tshirt on the store and I LOVE seeing members of our community wearing them. It feels like being in a special club.

Funny Cruise T-shirt. Cruising Isn't Just For Old People.

Cruise Tshirts – Design 2 (Nautical but nice)

A huge thank you to Marie in our Facebook Group who came up with this slogan. I would like to think that I am Nautical but nice! I certainly am nautical and I THINK I’m nice… maybe, sometimes.

Funny Cruise Tshirt. Nautical by Nice.

Cruise Tshirts – Design 3 (If it’s not a cruise, I’m not coming)

This is definitely one of my favourite designs and I’m wearing it right now! I decided on the womens comfort tee because I like my tshirts to be slightly fitted. I’m sure you’ll see me wearing it in a lot of my upcoming YouTube vlogs and if you follow me on Instagram I’m sure you’ll see a lot of me wearing this one on (@emmacruises).

Funny Cruise Tshirt. If it's not a cruise I'm not coming.

Cruise Tshirts – Design 4 (It’s not a boat, it’s a ship)

How many times have you had to tell your friends or colleagues ‘it’s not a boat! It’s a ship!’. It happens to me all the time. When I come back to work after a cruise I’m often asked ‘how was a boat’. I think it’s a bit of a running joke now but all I have to do is point at my tshirt. Easy!

Funny Cruise Tshirt. It's not a boat, it's a ship!

Cruise Tshirts – Design 5 (I ship you knot)

Jono gets the credit for this one. I love a good ship related pun and I don’t think it gets much better than this. I ship you knot! A double ship pun.

Funny Cruise Tshirt. I ship you knot.

Cruise Tshirts – Design 6 (I don’t want another cruise, I need another cruise)

It does sometimes feel a little bit like this. I don’t often get much sympathy when I tell my friends and family that I NEED another cruise, but if it’s written on a tshirt they’ll have to realise it’s true. Right?!

Funny Cruise Tshirt. I don't want another cruise, I need another cruise.

Cruise Tshirts – Design 7 (I’m only here to fund my cruising addiction)

I LOVE this one. It’s probably best to check that your boss won’t be offended before you wear this one to work but I know (or at least hope) that my boss won’t mind! Funding my cruise addiction is definitely why I go to work.

Funny Cruise Tshirt. I'm only here to fund my cruising addiction.

Cruise Tshirts – Design 8 (I’m spending on kid’s inheritance on cruises)

I don’t have any kid’s so this one isn’t for me but this one was requests a LOT by members of our Facebook Group.  If I had any kids, I’m sure I’d be spending their inheritance on cruises!

Funny Cruise Tshirt. I'm spending my kid's inheritance on cruises.

Cruise Tshirts – Design 9 (This girl needs a cruise)

This girl needs a cruise! I think every girl needs this tshirt because we all do need a cruise don’t we?!

Funny Cruise Tshirt. This girl needs a cruise.

Cruise Tshirts – Design 10 (This guy needs a cruise)

This guy needs a cruise! Always true.

Funny Cruise Tshirt. This guy needs a cruise.

Cruise Tshirts – Design 11 (Sun, sea and decks)

There isn’t too much I can say about this one! Haha.

Funny Cruise Tshirt. Sun sea and decks

How much do the t-shirts cost/what styles are they available in?

The t-shirts are available as a classic tee (€15), women’s comfort tee (€20) and a pullover hoodie (€30). The designs will also be available on mugs/phone cases and can be put on kids clothes too. The t-shirts are printed and shipped by Teespring who have factories in Europe and the US which means that delivery times shouldn’t be too long. Mine came within a week (to the UK).

Other products

I will be adding more products. If there is anything else you’d like on another product please let me know and I can add it for you. You can find me on Twitter or Instagram @emmacruises or email me at

Funny Cruise Mug Phone Case I'm only here to fund my cruising addiction.

Community photos

There is not a lot I love more than your photos of you in your cruise tshirts!

Rachael & Christine:

Here’s mum and me in our t-shirt and hoody! Dad didn’t want to be in the picture so he took it instead ? Happy Birthday Mum and Thank you Emma for creating these lovely designs!

Funny Cruise Tshirts

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